The Great Singapore Organs Sale

Two women poring over a publication titled "Singapore Organs".

"Hey, look! There is a heart advertised here going for only $999.99 and it belongs to a young 22 year old who keeled over his sailboat just last week!!" exclaimed Miss Norway as she excitedly pointed out the bargain to her friend, Miss Spain.

Both were finalists in the recent Miss Universe pageant.

"You know what that means don't you?" Miss Norway's eyes lit up with excitement. "That means a young, fresh, pumping heart for a transplant!Better than ever chance for acceptance with less rejection. But I suppose immuno-suppressants are still needed?"

"I know. I heard how that place is teeming with very young myopic people. People as young as 7 or 8 years old going almost blind in the eyes with myopia. Jesus! What's their education systenm doing to them?"

"Look on the bright side! A limitless and endless pool of candidates for future corneal "donation" and transplant for the world. Not to mention their optical industry must be thriving like a horny dude's CK undies being fingered and caressed!"

"Yes I know and with the Human Organ Transplant Act in place and a new Act coming into effect real soon, we will soon have even more bargains to fish for! WHOA! Isn't that exciting? I mean where else in the world do you get to shop for human organs? Libya? Or Mynmar?

"Look! A kidney is going for $1599.99 and what's more, it has been GST discounted ! What a bargain! And a liver at $499.99! Wait........59 year old....died mysteriously....hmmmmm....kinda old, ain't it? And there's this photograph of a liver belonging to a 3o year old. No scarring, in the red of health, perfect transplant organ!"

"Shopping paradise indeed! Better than 5th Avenue I must say!!!"

"Let's fly there this weekend, what do you say?" Miss Norway begged Miss Spain.

"Which flight? SQ?" asked Miss Spain.

"But of course. They only serve the best cuisine and offer the best inflight services.Hopefully nothing happens on this flight, otherwise we become candidates for organ transplant or trading ourselves!" Miss Norway laughed hilariously, almost like a mad woman whose pussy's hairs caught fire, thinking back on how Miss USA fell on the steps during a fashion parade.

"Right. This weekend it is. My father has a pacemaker inside him which isn't functioning too well now! And my bro needs a cornea! And there is one here going for only 2999.99! It belongs to a living 43 year old!"

"Let's get that fucking dude's cornea! I read he has some of the best bio-data which look's like a who is who list of the best human organs available! And with that kinda sharp visual acuity he had all his life, my bro is gonna be able to SEE again! Awwww, I feel so sorry for him! He may just suffer lower than sharper vision for life! Tough luck but let's go!"

Both women got up and prepared to book a flight here for the Great Singapore Organ Sale!

But wait..as they turned to go, their shadows on the floor didn't exactly look human! They looked a lot like those bald vultures feeding off animal carcasses. Oh poor, poor, poor us humans!