The Great Pretentious Squat Act

Just A Little Fishy Here
Apparels and accessories that do not carry price tags.

Reason: They have price tags for one type and that same price applies to the rest of that same type.

But wasn't that how I got overcharged for my shorts in the first instance? Coz they "mistakenly"charged moi $59.90 for a $39.90 one.

And a 15 inch notebook sheath certainly can't cost more than a 17 inch one? I am beginning to harbor GREAT SUSPICION.

A Communique Is In Order Here
If they can send out electronic mails to all their members about their upcoming special events every single month, they can do the same to inform members of the disruption to their steam bath facilities or their mirrored maze.

Today the other entrance/exit to the maze is still out of bounds.

Incredible Hot Actions
This towering hunk swept moi off his feet today.

He started pinching my nipples that got me on a high and promptly planted his hot lips on mine.

Before I know it, we were grating our bodies onto each other and because he was bigger and stronger in almost every way, I slid my back down and mouthed what was to be an INCREDIBLY HUGE salami.

Do I have any other choice?

It got disrupted only because some crank slithered up to try to pitch in a threesome. I wasn't ready and slunk away.

This happened with another HOT dude at another HOT RENDEZVOUS.

The Pretentious Squat Act (With Periscopal Mirrors Sometimes)
Taking note of scores of shuffling footwear, that is what the GAME is all about. If you wanna connect to the dude you fancy, that is how you keep track.

You look him up in the face and then to his body. If you like what you see, your eyes shuffle down to his crotch .

If that measures up, your eyes shift even lower to his footwear. You note the brand, color and design. Coz that footwear is how you trace him when goes into that toilet cubicle and you try to get hold of one just right next to his.

Then the fun begins.

What follows would be a series of half stands and half squats, with your pants and undies pulled all the way down to your feet.

Some go one step further as they do a scientific periscopal act with their little reflecting mirrors. Mirrors that reflect your sizzling hot action while squatting to do your "act".

The rest of us just shove our hardened anatomical appendages under the higher than usual footwall to some fawning hands or lips.

HOT STUFF!